Since I’ve Entered the World of Romantic Comedy Manga, I’ll Do My Best to Make the Heroine Who Doesn’t Stick With the Hero Happy. - Chapter 33: The Confession
[POV: Third Person]
“I don’t want you to be taken from me! I can’t think of anyone else for me to marry but you! So Yuuichi, please marry me.”
Kaori smiled broadly as she said this.
All three of them were different and unique but the one thing they had in common currently was that all of their faces were completely red.
“Yuuichi, choose me. I want to be happy with you. Stay by my side for the rest of my life.”
“Kaori…!”
Yuuichi for the first time learnt that his childhood friend Kaori from elementary school, held such feelings for him for a long time.
It was extremely easy to notice for a normal person, but for the extremely dense Yuuichi. He never really noticed it at all.
But if you say it so clearly, even a fool could understand what was being told.
He finally realized that Kaori really likes him.
And that everything she ever did for him was out of love and to monopolize him as well.
They were childhood friends who had been close for a long time, he always thought that they would always remain as friends their whole life.
But what kind of man wouldn’t have any thoughts after hearing about someone thinking about him so sincerely and passionately.
“Wa-Wait a minute.”
Shiho Fujise, who had been on a date with him the whole day, decided to speak up.
“I-I also l-like Shigemoto-kun.”
“Eh… EH?!” [TLN: I’ve been holding back on adding TLNs all this time BUT GO EXPLODE!!!] [ED: to be fair i would also like them to explode]
Yuuichi didn’t know about Fujise’s feelings because she hadn’t confessed to him yet.
He didn’t expect that Fujise, who was the person he had liked and was going to confess to today, would confess to him in reverse too.
“We just met in highschool, so I haven’t known you as long as Tojoin-san. But…YOU’RE MY FIRST LOVE TOO! I ALSO LOVE SHIGEMOTO-KUN!”
“Eh? wait-a-minute?”
“We were in the same class in our first year. You probably don’t remember this, but you helped me out when I was getting picked up by a stranger.”
“Eh? When?”
“In junior high school. I was being picked up by an adult and I was feeling very scared, but Shigemoto-kun was the one who helped me.”
“I feel like that situation did happen at some point.”
“I regretted not being able to ask your name at that time, but I was really happy to see you again in high school!”
Apparently Yuuichi had been helping and generating flags for Shiho Fujise ever since junior high school, entirely unbeknownst to the person himself.
“When I started talking to you in highschool, I started liking you more and more! It was the first time I ever had the thought ‘I want to date someone like him’”
“Fu-Fujise…”
“I love your kindness, Shigemoto! I love how childish you are! I love how scared Shigemoto-kun was at the haunted house today! I want to torment Shigemoto-kun so badly!”
“Wait, isn’t Fujise also saying something crazy?”
Just like Tojoin, something gave him a little glimpse of Fujise’s fetishes.
“That’s why… Please go out with me!”
Fujise declared, her face turning bright red.
“Yuuichi, marry me! I’m definitely more suited for you than Fujise-san!”
“I-I won’t lose to Tojoin-san! Shigemoto-kun, choose me!”
“Wa-Wait a minute..!”
What guy wouldn’t be bewildered by the sudden confession of two girls? One of whom he has known since childhood and was very close to, and the other of whom he had fallen in love with after entering high school.
“I have bigger breasts than Fujise-san! I also have a firm neckline, and my skin feels good to the touch because I go to the finest beauty salons!”
“Ka-Kaori, what are you saying?”
“I’ve got a C cup too! I’m more slender than Tojoin and I think I’m much more comfortable to hold!”
“Fu-Fujise, Calm down. You’re getting embarrassed and you’re dropping your honorifics.”
“My, Fujise-san, you don’t understand. Yuuichi likes BonkyuBon types like me. It’s evident from the history of the porn videos he watches.” [TLN: BonkyuBon means Good small Good. A type of bodystyle that leans towards western style with a more curvy shape. Larger Breasts, smaller waist and larger hips.]
“Hold up?! H-How did you know about that… I-Its a misunderstanding Fujise…”
Yuuichi, who almost exposed himself, desperately tried to make excuses to Fujise’s misunderstanding which isn’t really a misunderstanding to say the least.
“You don’t understand, Tojoin-san. Shigemoto-kun is the type of guy who likes to be tormented, as I found out today’s date. I’m sure Tojoin-san, who likes to be tormented instead, won’t be able to satisfy his needs.” [TLN: An S and an M, if you know you know.]
“Hold up! Fujise, what are you saying?!”
There was another revelation about Yuichi’s sexual fetishes as seen from another angle.
“Ku… I can’t deny that after looking at Yuuichi’s browser history!”
“Hey, stop it, please deny it for God’s sake. If you say something like that, it would really make me sound like I’m an M.”
Fujise and Kaori had already revealed their feelings, but Yuuichi was in the worst position because he got his fetishes exposed by both sides. [ED: Poor man, he just can’t stop getting exposed.]
“Th-That’s why I deserve to be Shigemoto-kun’s girlfriend!”
“No, it’s me! Kaori Tojoin is the one who deserves to be Yuuichi Shigemoto’s girlfriend and marriage partner! You’re the kind of girl who would break up with him after about three months of dating anyway! If that’d be the case, it would be better if I go out with him from the start instead!”
“N-No, that’s not true! If I go out with Shigemoto-kun, I’ll go out with him for years and years and eventually get married to him too!”
“Wait a minute, both of you. I’m not mature enough to be ready to go that far in the future.”
Fujise and Kaori were facing each other, arguing vehemently about who should go out with Yuichi, while poor Yuuichi was in the middle of them, trying to stop them all by himself. [TLN: Okay maybe you shouldn’t explode after all.]
Then, both Fujise and Kaori simultaneously turned towards him.
“Yuuichi! I love you! Please marry me!”
“Shigemoto-kun! I love you, please go out with me!”
“Eh… Uh….”
What man wouldn’t be happy to be confessed to like that by two beautiful girls?
However, there will also be no men that wouldn’t be troubled in this situation.
One was a girl he grew up with and was very close to, a girl who loves him and tried to monopolize him, a girl who was a little too affectionate, but is extremely pretty.
The other girl was a girl he fell in love with when he entered high school. She was so fun to talk to and extremely soothing, his ideal girl.
Both of these girls are very important to Yuuichi, and he doesn’t want to hurt either of them, but he can’t go out with both of them either.
“Which one is it, Yuuichi!”
“Shigemoto-kun!”
“UNNNN~”
He was thinking so hard that at this rate, steam would pop out of his head. No, seriously, steam is really blowing out of his head right now.
“…”
Suddenly, with so many things going on, his brain couldn’t handle the information overload, and this his brain got a flat tire and short-circuited before he could say another word.
With that, Yuuichi fainted and collapsed.
“EH, YUUICHI?!”
“SHI-SHIGEMOTO-KUN? ARE YOU OKAY?!”
The two of them support the fallen Yuichi but it seems that they won’t be able to hear Yuichi’s answer right now.
TLN: Thanks for reading. Huge thanks to Spynine01 for editing this. If you see any typos or mistranslations feel free to leave it in the comments or Join the discord. I also leak some sneek peaks and spoilers for future chapters so ping me in general if you want the role. If you like my translations I have a ko-fi down below. Obligatory Discord Plug or ill get whipped by pascal.
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Dragneel
Mann give me sei chan i dont giv a s h i t abt this love triangle well i root for kaori that’s all , if she loses so be it idc , mc just abandoned the great saint shimada tsk tsk….
Tho it really is fun to see that situation lolol 😂😂
Molart
I really didn’t expect this development LOL
Prince Aether
What a loser! Fainting? Seriously? He’s just pretending. That’s a valid strategy to get some breathing room and think about it. But, just explode you fucking bitch of ikemen.
Tsurgy
Ngl, i don’t blame him for fainting. That said, Kaori all the way.
Prince Aether
You speak of a valid in the end, good sir.
Cruelsanto
Lol this is one full chapter of “Chotto matte(s)”
Reminds me of Hensuki anime lol
Omni2023
“I have bigger boobs”
Say no more, choose Kaori
joemama123
Haha if I was in Yuichi’s position, I’d go for Kaori no questions asked.
I’d rather have money and a beautiful wife for the rest of my life rather than a highschool fling
GoofyAh
I wanted Hisamura to say something like take both of them
Narucchi
This is hilarious. Poor Yuuichi. You’re an M though so it’s okay. Lol
Resu123
What a chaotic confession
Lmao-san
lmao the heroines can’t hold themself at this moment
raygart
I sigh in relief when i realize that the true heroine in this novel is Sei-chan, she is the only “normal” girl in this novel
Reddragon
his body saved his ass lolll
Arsene
This is more embarrassing than MC’s confession lahahahahahhshssh. Fainting is a good way to escape the situation lollolofnsd
Ahhhhhhhh thsifbakfbs
Kontol-san
And that’s why harem is troublesome…. Except you live in a country where you can marry more than one girl like where IAM currently living now 🙂 (come to Indonesia bro, it’s cool place)
EldenXS
One wants to torment you, the other wants to get messed up.
Take your pick.
Rougaaarou
As an S, I pick the M
Kulltan
For some reason I don’t think that there are much male M’s in the world… Besides Japan ofc
Kiritsuna
He deserved to explode I believe
HdeoPcmo
Lolol Really enjoy their war
enkiros
please get NTR’d
RKADE 14
Lets see here, we wanted Yuuichi to explode and he exploded, Kaori is an M, Fujise is an S, Yuuichi is an M- *Cough* likes Femdom (they’re a little different, very close though) and the LITERAL main characters never appear in this chapter, if it looks chaotic, that’s because it is.
anaemicApollyon
I’m just imagining the two of them watching the ensuing chaos from afar.
Exfernal
So he exploded in the end, huh. Serves him right.
eternal perspective
thanks for chap
mwahahahaha the punishment is here harem cretin, social death!!
so the manga effect made actual steam from his head ?(uwaahh that’s creepy to imagine)
and i kinda saw the forward jump of story coming already lol
Hai-Spectrum
Wants to be messed up and wants to mess up? It seems Yuichi is a closet switch.
wazawaza komentosuru harem kirai no hito
harem alert
Hakuhi
Lol steam blowing out from his head irl is pretty scary, also yes, they’re indeed troublesome heroines (´-﹏-`)
I’m glad sei-chan is just a little bit tsundere
Anonymous
both girls and yuki are pervert and m what a crazy bunches haaha
Anonymous
thank you for translation and translate more chapter from this amazing nove as fast as you can if possible thnx
Jkuranus
Yuichi.exe has stopped working.
Blue Poison
Lmaooo his fetishes exposed..
I’m glad tho this is the best way they have instead.
Mikelitoris
Ahh,i am glad this won’t turn as I imagine (Kaori fall in love with MC and shit)
Thank you for the chapters ^^
Ungrave
They just fricking killed the poor man. Looks like we have ourselves a few more ever pending confessions on the queue, and now Sei-chan can return the favor from earlier to Fujise.
Thanks for the chapter!
Ungrave
Oof, confession sniped.
Thanks for the chapter!
Rakkun
Thanks for the chapter~!
Sheeesh! S and M combo meal. Yuuichi is so indecisive. Just go harem route, it won’t be a problem because both of them are loving perverts.
Klepon
Poor Yuichi..
Mbah Du-chan
Just leave their love triangle as topping,
Our main course is Sei-chan’s love story…
And… Don’t explode yet! Explode when it reaches Sei-chan’s pinnacle event, the confession, as fireworks
Usada kensetsu number 1 customer
Hahahhaha, if only they make a manga of this novel. I really would like to see this seen illustrated.