Osananajimi ga Zettai ni Makenai Love Comedy - Chapter 2 Part 3
TL – AJ
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After leaving the shopping mall, we got into a luggage-filled car and drove along the beach.
The smell of the tide fills our nostrils. We can hear the sound of the tide. The background music in the car was Eri-san’s choice of Southern’s WE TUBE. (TLN: I think Southern could be the JP Artist “Southern All Stars” here is their YouTube Channel. WE TUBE, is probably the ripoff name for YouTube maybe lmao)
On the way, I saw a group of people swimming by the beach, but the car kept going in the direction of no houses.(Ed: The original phrasing apparently is “on the beach” but I do not believe that is what was probably meant…just think about what swimming on the beach means)
The sea. The ocean is waiting for us. I couldn’t stop my excitement.
“─This is our villa.”
The car came to a stop.
The first person to get out of the backseat to show us around was Shirokusa, who was trying not to be pompous, but rather casually asked, “How is it?” She pointed her hand at the towering villa.
“Oi oi oi oi oi oi.”
“Calm down, Sueharu.”
“Oi oi oi oi, there’s no way I can calm down!”
I was well aware of the fact that Shirokusa was rich. Soichiro-san is the president of a big company that sponsors dramas.
But when I saw such exquisite scenery used for filming, I couldn’t calm down.
The emerald green sea stretches to the end of the horizon.
There is a large villa that looks like half of it is on the sea.
Half of the villa is on the sea. (Ed: Indeed Sueharu, I too repeat what I say twice consecutively)
Wow, I felt like I had just been shown a glimpse of what it means to be a luxury tax collector.
“How is it, Su-chan? You know, I love this villa.”
I was down on my knees when Shirokusa spoke of such things.
“Thank you for bringing me here, my lady.”
“If there’s anything I can do for you, please let me know.”
“Hey, stop it, Su-chan!”
“My lady, it’s a great pleasure to have you call on me so casually!”
“Mou~ Su-chan stop doing that! Your honorifics are also strange!”
While Shirokusa had a troubled look on her face, Tetsuhiko and Reina were muttering.
“That’s amazing, Sueharu. He’s so weak against people with money and power.”
“You’re a commoner, aren’t you…? Well, I do understand how you feel. It’s pathetic, though.”
“The worst thing is the fact when we saw the villa. We already knew that you are rich, but you should’ve acted like one from the beginning.”
“The common people are weak against big things.” (ED: “big things” a bit vague, probably referring to “big signs” of the rich’s belongings like the villa)
“Tetsu-senpai, please don’t make fun of me. I may be a mere citizen, but I haven’t given up my pride!”
“Can you guys please choose your words a little more carefully?”
I didn’t dig into it deeper, I heard everything anyway!
“Especially Reina! You’re totally mocking me!”
“To tell you the truth…I am making fun of you.”
“Don’t think you’ll get a pass if you’re honest with me.”
I gripped her temples with my fists. Then, Reina said, “Paisen’s going rampage~” “I’m against bullying juniors~”. What the hell are these two saying, anyways I’m going to ignore their protests!
Tetsuhiko and Reina perfectly fit for one another. Yet, I don’t smell any romance coming from them at all.
The more I get to know Tetsuhiko, the stranger their relationship seems to be so.
Well, I guess he does have juniors that he adores, regardless of love.
“Shirokusa-chan, unlock the door! Also, grab your stuff everyone! Especially the boys!”
Eri-san gave the orders quickly. If it’s an order from the leader, even Tetsuhiko can’t resist.
With Shirokusa leading, each of us carried our own luggages and made our way into the villa.
“Wow! This is great!”
As I walked straight through the front door, I found myself in a 20-tatami sized living room, where the ocean view suddenly spread out. Most of the partition between the living room and the terrace is made of glass, and the frame is minimized so as not to disturb the spectacular view.
As I stepped out onto the terrace, I was surprised to find that the place was much higher than I expected.
Even though I had entered through the front door, this was the second floor. Perhaps this seemed to be the way how it was built.
I looked to my right and saw a view of the private beach. There were stairs leading down from the terrace to the sandy beach.
The view and the structure of the house would not be like this for an ordinary rich person.
What luxury! Truly a paradise! I can’t believe we’re staying here for two nights─!
The resort was far more than I had imagined, and my tension was rising, whether I wanted it to or not.
Also, It seemed that I wasn’t the only one feeling so.
“Ah~, I can’t take it anymore~!”
When I turned to look at who made the sexy comment, there was Eri-san taking a beer out of a plastic bag and started gulping it down…
“*Gulp, *gulp, Ahh~ that feels refreshing~!”
It’s nice to have a dynamic and beautiful older sister, isn’t it?
I’m glad to see you smiling, too, Eri-san.
In the midst of everyone’s noise, Shirokusa explained.
“Everyone’s bedrooms are on the first floor.”
“Ohh~, so you guys call that a first floor, not the basement.”
The villa is designed so that the parking and entrance are on the second floor. The first floor’s kitchen door chains together with the beach.
“That’s why they’re so rich.”
Tetsuhiko, you’re such a loser to be sarcastic even at a time like this. Why don’t you just enjoy it honestly?
While Tetsuhiko shrugged his shoulders and rifled through the kitchen, Shirokusa turned on the air conditioner.
“There are five bedrooms with two beds each. As for how the rooms will be divided─”
“One room for Momo and Sueharu-niichan.”
The words were said so casually made the time stop in its tracks.
“Maria, you’ve done it now!”
Eri-san gave a thumbs up and cheered.
Eri-san… It doesn’t matter if she’s drunk or sober, she manages to say the same lines… Ah, ehm…I guess that’s good for an older sister…
“Yes, Momosaka-san and her older sister will share a room─”
“Kachi-senpai’s brushing off skills are amazing!”
I completely agree with Reina.
The coolness of Shirokusa is amazing. It’s like she’s trying to kill you with it.
“Su-chan and Kai-kun are in one room. One room for Asagi-san and me. The other two rooms will be used by the four Shida sisters, is that fine?”
Well, that’s the best combination I could only think of. Though, the combination of Shirokusa and Reina is quite rare, the other combinations are so ironclad that there is no way to move them.
“By the way, the bathhouse is on the third floor. The terrace has a nice view, and if you want to see the stars, you’ll have a better time there.”
I came up with a good idea, so I clapped my hands and suggested it.
“Shiro, I have a great idea. Let’s all put on our swimsuits and take a bath together─”
“Oi, do you really think I’m going to let you do that? Hey, Su-chan? Do you think I’ll really forgive you for that? Hey?” (Ed: I’m surprised Shirokusa wasn’t on board with that idea)
“Ah, yes… I’m sorry, I was just joking.”
If someone asks you a question with a look as if they’re looking at garbage, you have no choice but to apologize, right?
I wonder why Tetsuhiko isn’t afraid of this. Normally, you’d freeze to death with this kind of stare, you know? (Ed: he’s probably used to it from on because he’s treated like trash by the rest of the school)
“Ahh, this feels really amazing.”
I leaned against the wooden railing surrounding the terrace, arms outstretched to catch the sea breeze with all my might.
Leaning over the railing, I looked down to see the ocean directly below. I guess you could say it’s because half of the villa is overhanging the ocean.
Tetsuhiko came up beside me and just like me, poked his head over the railing to observe the spectacular view.
“Oi, Kachi. Is it possible to jump from here?”
“Yes. I’ve heard that the terrace overhangs the sea because half for the scenery and half so that people can jump in and have fun.”
“Okay, I understand. Hey Sueharu.”
“What is it, Tetsuhiko?”
“Go to~ūhe~e~eru” (TLN: Go to hell, probably an English language attempt.)
He pushed me in the back.
The sky and earth flip around as I fall head-on.
Wait is this… no way…
I reflexively held my head─ My body curled up, resulting in my back falling into the water first.
Splashh──! And then there was a loud splash.
“Ah, this hurts like hell…”
Suddenly I was in a panic in the water.
My t-shirt was heavy, my shorts were sticking to me, and my back was tingling, making it very difficult to swim. I’m a relatively good swimmer, and since the beach was so close, I managed to get to my feet.
“Tetsuhikoooo! You bastaaaaaaard!”
Soaking wet, I ran up the chain of stairs leading to the terrace, dripping with water.
“Hehehe! We got a good reaction! Reina, cut out this part and post it as a preview video! We’ll get a lot of views!”
“You scumbag! What were you going to do if I drowned!”
I strangled Tetsuhiko around his shirt’s collar.(ED: it might be “grabbing his shirt’s collar” instead, but this seems more likely)
Then Tetsuhiko’s face suddenly turned serious.
“…I’m sorry, I knew you’d have a hard time, but this was a surprise that I really needed for the Ultramarine Channel.”
Tetsuhiko, who was surprisingly sincere, had caught me off guard and I listened to his words.
“You’re a good swimmer, aren’t you? It’s not too high, and the beach is close. So I thought you’d be okay. But I was relieved to see you back safe and sound. I believed in you, Sueharu──pfft”
This guy… he blew it at the end…!
Damn, he almost convinced me halfway through!
“You bastard, You’re falling with me!”
“Damn it, get off me Sueharu! You bastard! You can’t do this!”
I forcefully tied Tetsuhiko to the railing of the terrace, but Tetsuhiko resisted, resulting in a back-and-forth battle.
“We’re almost there! Prepare yourself, Tetsuhiko!”
“If you’re going to fall, you’d better fall on your own!”
*Don, both of our shoulders got pushed down.
The culprit is an adorable, smiling, little sister beauty── Maria.
When she saw us falling, Maria made a cute little noise, going *Ufufufu*.
“We got some good footage, didn’t we?”
“No, no, Momo-chi! What are you so happy about after you pushed someone down!?”
Shirokusa’s cheeks tensed up.
“It scared me the most when she was able to push those two shoulders off with a smile on her face…”
“Ahhh, Momo-chi is the scariest thing.”
“Ahahaha, it’s because it’s fun ☆”
“Phew─! Beer’s so good─!”
As I emerged from the water, such a voice rained down on my head.
It’s hard to tell, but it seems that Maria is also very excited about the villa.
The gaze of Shirokusa soon turned into a sense of relief, and after a shrug, a smile appeared on her face.
Because it’s fun, it can’t be helped.
We’ve finally come to the Okinawa sea.