Night Battle Magical Boy - Chapter 6: First Force You to Use Magic, Then Lecture You on Science
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Chapter 6: First Force You to Use Magic, Then Lecture You on Science
“F*ck you!”
The melancholic Fang Ran suddenly flung the belt, and the belt hit the ground like a stick and bounced twice. Fang Ran covered his face with one hand, and could not stand the sight:
“I must have destroyed the galaxy in my last life, what the f*ck is all of this!”
I have never heard of the main character who at the beginning first acquired the ability to turn his trouser belt into a magic staff!
Steve Jobs once said – how can a person be fired from his own company?
Fang Ran also wanted to send a deep philosophical academic question – how can a person be saved by his own trouser belt?
Never mind, calm down, pick up the belt first!
Fang Ran, you have to stay calm…
The more it comes to this kind of time, the more important it is to show your composure as a man!
Let’s first analyze the situation according to the set of the cliche of a op male protagonist who was pulled into a room where there is god.
First of all, I don’t know what this place is.
Secondly, I don’t know how to leave this place.
Then, I don’t know exactly what happened.
Finally, I came to the conclusion.
….
“F*ck this analysis! First a subway station collapsed, then a building collapsed, what can I analyze in a situation where everywhere I go something collapses!”
He fiercely flung the belt again, and the belt has been tragically abandoned twice, though Fang Ran was too furious to care.
No, calm down!
Fang Ran, you must stay calm…
The more this happens, the more you show your composure as a man!
First of all, let’s analyze the situation normally, since the trouser bel ….. Ugh! The staff saved me, that means that the trouser bel… Yuck! The staff really has magic power.
That means one can really release magic according to the method shown in animation?
Fang Ran was happy at first, but… Ahem, with a frown, he realized things are not so simple.jpg.
As for the other bad luck, emmm…. No, it’s good that the building collapsed, isn’t it? It wasn’t your building anyway.
And, you see, the most important thing is…
That stupid zombie was crushed to death too!
Whoa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! (laughs wildly with his hands on his waist)
Thinking about it, Fang Ran froze, then laughed wildly in his heart.
That’s right, since that stupid zombie was crushed to death, that means that he was just saved by the belt.
No one! Not a single living thing saw it!
“I’m really lucky!”
Fang Ran said shamelessly with a slight nod, then he picked up the trouser bel… The staff. He is ready to leave, but suddenly on his side a debris clatters and falls.
The familiar upper body of the zombie appeared in front of Fang Ran.
“Hiss! Roar!”
Ah, this familiar roar.
The air became quiet for a moment, and the zombie was suddenly silent. Fang Ran and the zombie stared deeply at each other for 5 long seconds, and the air between them was filled with what may be the taste of love…
Hmmmmm…..
“Roar!!!”
“Crap!!!”
The zombie was the first to break the silence and made a hiss like a general calling for battle. It opened its arms and tried to pounce on Fang Ran, but the lower half of his body was still stuck.
Late night, a lifeless city, the sound of hissing, an inhumane zombie. All this to an ordinary person who only experienced ordinary life and does not believe in ghosts and monsters is definitely no less than a horror film like scenery and chilling taste full of viewing sensation.
Fang Rang’s two legs were shaking and almost knelt down to father zombie! (TLN: Dogeza)
Think about it, if it is not in God’s perspective, and you suddenly find yourself in an empty city with no one around at night, running through the streets at night with burning lungs, just to escape from the scary creatures that keep chasing you behind you. (TLN: God’s perspective, I think he meant as a third person viewer perspective)
How would you really feel…
Like a ghost that will never be gone, even that didn’t crush him to death?
What should I do! What should I do! What should I do?
The moment his eyes paused, Fang Ran frantically began to think.
……
……
“Sword, slash!!!”
Above mid-air, a sword light streaked by. Standing on top of the flying sword, Ye Sheng gestured a sword spell, and a condensed sword energy slash towards the middle-aged gentleman.
“Oh, really excellent, this kind of strength at such a young age.”
The middle-aged gentleman smiled gently, raised his cane and struck the ground, a huge hideous demon suddenly crawled out of a crack that appeared out of thin air and blocked in front of the middle-aged gentleman.
Bang!
The sword energy lands on the demon, but only leaves a minuscule trace on the demon gentleman.
“Damn!”
Ye Sheng frowned and whispered, taking a deep breath, she looked for opportunities to strike again.
And at this moment above the original wreckage of the building, more than one battle is taking place. From time to time, the collision of electricity and flame downstairs issued a huge explosion sound, shaking the ground under the middle-aged gentleman’s feet.
“Heh, this is really lively.” The middle-aged gentleman smiled and shook his head, looked at Ye Sheng with sincerity and said, “Little girl, how about stopping here, what’s the point of going after me?”
“If you leave obediently, I will not bother you.”
Ye Sheng said coldly. The middle-aged gentleman shook his head helplessly and said.
“Hah, what a pity, then I have to…”
“Kill you.”
The words fell, suddenly Ye Sheng’ pupils narrowed! A violent sense of danger suddenly came up!
“Big sis Sheng! Be careful!”
Hua Ling, who was holding another person in check, pointed at the back of Ye Sheng in alarm!
Without thinking, Ye Sheng immediately raised the sword and turned around to block. But before she could see the appearance of the demon behind her, she was a punch in the abdomen, and her whole body flew like a meteor in one direction!
……
……
On the other hand, Fang Ran, who was confronted with the zombie, finally found a solution!
He notices that the wall behind seems to be climbable, and after climbing up, as long as he pushes the rubble down, no one can get up!
Dang! There really is always a way out!
Also, what an extraordinary wit I have!
“You’re stuck here by yourself!”
Forced to restrain his fears, Fang Ran lay down this remark and turned his heads and left.
Heh! As long as I climb up that wall!
Fang Ran ran in that direction with a face of excitement. Then just after two steps, he saw a black shadow from the other direction of the collapsed building, and it was from the sky.
Boom!
It smashed in front of him.
The wall collapsed.
Fang Ran: “……”
No, is it necessary to make me eat my own words?
A second later, Fang Ran shivered and lifted his palm, trembling in disbelief, full of despair, and thought of a frightening possibility.
Could it really be that things collapse wherever I go! ? ! ?
Fang Ran was in a huge trance of shock at the moment, he didn’t even see the unconscious Ye Sheng in the pile of rubble. (TLN: So Ye Sheng flew from the battlefield and crashed here)
“ROAR!!!”
The zombie let out another roar, picking at the rubble around itself, and seemed to be able to break free soon.
Seeing this, Fang Ran exhaled a breath of turbulent air as if he finally gave up and accepted all this. He grabbed his hair helplessly, sighed and said.
“All right, fate, you win.”
I’ll use it, I’ll use it, alright!?
Without a care about whether he is holding a belt or a magic staff. He got rid of all the unnecessary thoughts and recalled every movement as it awakened in his mind.
The wand began to spin in Fang Ran’s hand!
“I command you, turn into the sharpest sword in my hand!”
He pulled out the thick, heavy card with an extraordinary texture and threw it in front of him with the same action as Sakura in the anime, raising the wand in his hand even though he felt embarrassed and ashamed of such an action, and shouted through his clenched teeth!
“Seal release!!!”
Then ….
The clow card fell directly to the ground.
Because old man Newton explained the existence of gravity and other forces.
So there is no magical rotation in mid-air.
The trouser bel… Oh no, the staff directly knocked into nothing in mid-air, and the air suddenly died quietly.
Fang Ran suddenly felt like he had been cheated.
I’ve worked so hard, I’ve even shouted out those embarrassing lines, I…
I really worked very hard!
The belt was flung to the ground again, Fang Ran lifted his eyebrows, clenched his fist and gnashed his teeth!
“D*mn it, you f*cking forced me to use magic, but now you’re also lecturing me on natural science! ?”
(TLN: Here is the second chapter that I promised)