Night Battle Magical Boy - Chapter 4: Fate is Like This, Quit if You Aren’t Happy!
Chapter 4: Fate is Like This, Quit if You Aren’t Happy!
I f*cking knew that superpowers are bullshit ahhhhhhh ！！！！！！
Fang Ran cursed, he knew it won’t be so smooth, it is the kind of hazy feeling that things definitely will not go smoothly, and will definitely have some kind of trouble.
F*ck this staff!
Even if the belt straightened up …
It’s still a belt!
And tell me why the belt became straight? Why is the belt standing straight up huh? Tell me how a straight stiffened belt will be of any use? Aren’t there situations like this is where the belt became a magic staff?
Why aren’t they following the rules!
Fang Ran loudly growled in his heart, and then very shamelessly shouted out something he never thought to say in real life.
“Help! Me!!! Ah ！！！！！！！！！！！！”
Under the night sky on a random street in the city, a young man is running wildly in front of a zombie while holding a ‘straightened’ trouser belt, …
Five minutes ago, on the other side, the real participants of this ‘accident’ …
On the edge of the roof of the tallest building in the city, a figure that looked like a superhero in a movie stood on the edge of the building without the slightest fear of being hundreds of meters up above ground. This figure is exactly the one who mercilessly took away the heart of the auntie… Ahem… the unbelievably cool and handsome man that Fang Ran had seen in the station.
“Heh, there aren’t many participants this time huh… but that’s to be expected …”
He chuckled as he mumbled to himself, then suddenly turned his head and he said with a smile:
“The two beautiful ladies, don’t you agree?”
Ta, ta, ta!
The sound of high-heeled boots tapping on the ground from far and near, two talismans suddenly appears and suddenly starts burning. Among the flames, two figures walk out. They have long wavy hair flying in the night breeze and black hem trench coats revealing their identities.
That’s not counting the flying swords floating around them…
“It’s merely a D-rank night battle scramble, why are you here?”
Ye Sheng asked as she looked at him with a complicated expression, as another sword energy condensed around her. The woman next to her also put her fingers in a strange gesture and the atmosphere seemed to be on the verge of a frenzy!
“Under normal circumstances, I wouldn’t have come, but the reward this time is a little special.”
The young man with the sunglasses smiled maliciously, then as to point out something he said:
“So special that the two of you also showed up.”
“Big sis Sheng, we…”
The beautiful woman beside Ye Sheng said in a low voice, her eyes looked in the other direction to indicate something.
And in that direction, there are all kinds of strange people hanging out. There was a boy with a big headset that looked like he’s in highschool, a middle-aged gentleman leaning on the diamond cane as if he is from an European aristocracy from the previous century, a girl with flashing electricity on her hand, a young man that can breath fire, and all kinds of strange people seem to be coming towards the tallest building.
Ye Sheng looked at the young man with sunglasses, turned away, and said firmly with her voice lowered.
“We must win no matter what happens in this Night Battle. And no matter what appears in a moment, we must get the kill before anyone else!”
The two did not take the elevator. Instead, they walked straight towards the edge of the building and directly jumped down. Then two swords instantly appeared beneath their feet. Before flying away, Ye Sheng took a last look at the young man and said to the woman next to her:
“As for the others who appeared this time, we will settle accounts with them afterwards.”
The two women departed, and the sunglasses youth remained standing in his place, closing his eyes.
He began to count down in his heart, and at the same time, all the ‘participants’ surrounding the building likewise began to count down.
At the entrance of the building, the young teen with large headphones glanced at his watch and slowly spoke at a precisely confirmed time.
In the backstreet, the young girl surrounded by electric light on her hands lightly smirked.
Click, as the pocket watch was opened, the middle-aged gentleman formed a gentle and steady smile.
Inside an office on a certain floor of the building, an unruly young man’s hand thudded into flame, and he raised his right hand high, as if admiring the flame.
In the air surrounding the building, two slender figures with swords on their feet were floating around, and Ye Sheng looked at the night-lit building and whispered silently.
No one recited one, and at the last second, the system announcement rang in the ears of all participants!!!
【Ding! Preparation time is over】
【Ding! D-level Night Battle scenario opens】
【Ding! All participants 11/11 arrived at the designated location】
【Ding! D-level Night Battle scenario, D-27 released】
【Ding! Night battle…】
A series of system prompts sounded continuously, and the last one rang in every participant’s ears!
In an instant, all the figures surrounding the building started moving!
“Save… Save…. Save me……. Save me, I’m gonna die, I’m gonna die ahhhhh ….”
And at this moment, Fang Ran is still running frantically on the street. His eyes are listless and showed a face full of numbness. He looked as if he had given up on treatment and kept shouting those lines as if he’s reciting.
He can’t run anymore, like for real, he really can’t run anymore. He doesn’t have enough strength to even curse and complain in his heart. If not for the belief that if he will be bitten by the zombie in the ass if he stops running, he would have been unable to run.
Why am I chased by zombies?
Suddenly, Fang Ran fell into a deep thought. He was thinking about his life, the meaning of his why he is still alive, where he came from, where he will go, who he is, why he is himself, why he is not someone else,
Then, using mathematical induction, economic management knowledge, plus some Java programming techniques, and fresh soy sauce, he put them into the rice cooker. After forty-nine processes, he turned to the ultimate question of his own life philosophy, that is…
Why the f*ck are you in a bizarre place at this time with a zombie chasing your a*s for the past three blocks! ! !
This is not f*cking normal!
Although I have a little bit of bad luck today, like how on the way back home the temperature became the hottest, then I wanted to take the subway but I forgot about my wallet at home, the keys also seem to be forgotten at home, I failed the level four english exams three times, so far still no girlfriend, a virgin, some time ago confessed by a male friend, lost money three times in the first half of the year, rode through the station six times but was issued tickets seven times …
F*uck, suddenly I’m feeling a little sad …
But these are not! Important!!! (loudly deny and shows a serious face to boost my enthusiasm for life)
No matter how unlucky I am, I should have gone back to my place and had a glass of cold white wine to rest at this time!
Why am I being chased by a zombie for the past eight blocks?
What? Didn’t you say it was only three blocks before…
None of this matters.
The important thing is that I’m being chased by a zombie!
Almost bitten in the butt, Fang Ran once again ignited the momentum, running forward like his life depends on it, and by the way cried for help once again!
“Eh! There is a building ahead, it should be very complicated inside, if I go in and hide I should be able to get rid of that piece of sh*t behind me.”
Fang Ran suddenly brightened up and accelerated his running speed again, running towards that tallest building.
As long as he ran inside the building… just when Fang Ran’s thoughts ….
The building collapsed with a loud, earth-shattering bang, as if all the pillars were shattered by explosives at the same time, the tallest building collapsed instantly!
Can you imagine the sight of a building collapsing in front of you, a kind of sight where the sky is falling and the earth splitting?
Fang Ran: “……”
Fang Ran, twenty years old, no bad record, don’t smoke, don’t drink, not gay, virgin, single time about equal to age, failed level four english exam three times already, confessed by a male two days ago, at this moment once again feel the sudden and unfair fate.
He now learned the valuable knowledge of not to set up a flag for yourself.
Faced with the skyscrapers pressing down towards him and the zombies, Fang Ran felt like the sky was collapsing, and what greeted this was Fang Ran’s resilient and unyielding roar and his voice that never gave up, he let out a roar:
“I just want to say WHAT THE F*CK!!!”
(TLN: Missed the upload yesterday, I will upload another one today to make it up)