Night Battle Magical Boy - Chapter 1: Fate is Ordinary...... Sike!
Chapter 1: Fate is Ordinary…… Sike!
His fate was ordinary.
This was something that Fang Ran has been incredibly sure of for the past twenty years.
An ordinary face, an ordinary personality, no special talents, nor any shortcomings. The amount of time he is single is about the same as his age. What? You ask why it is about the same…
Uh, that’s probably because Fang Ran played house especially well when he was a kid, always playing the role of a father……
“Dang it, can this crappy weather be any f*cking hotter!” (TLN: It’s a sarcasm, it’s actually super hot)
Fang Ran lowered his head and picked the shaded parts of the street to walk on. The attention of the people passing by on the street turned to him, but Fang Ran didn’t care at all! (TLN: He only walked on the shaded part of the street which makes him walk a little wavy)
Oh please, he was wearing a half sleeve shirt with letters on top of it and a pair of jeans. The way he dresses is ordinary. There are countless people in this city that are dressed like this, and he has no characteristics that can be remembered. Do people really think that by staring at him he will start to walk under the blazing sun?
……. Not happening.
“I can’t stand this anymore, it’s so hot, I should hurry back home.”
Fang Ran sighed weakly. Sigh… He was still too young, too naive. If he can completely ignore everyone’s gazes, he would have run back naked, but unfortunately, even if he wants to make the headlines of the newspaper, he does not want to do it in this way.
Still that saying, his fate is ordinary. Fang Ran has always thought so, and has also accepted that fate after he was slapped awake by his dad, and graduated from his chuunibyou times.
He already imagined that he would live such an ordinary life, graduate, work, get married, have children, retire, and then grow old and pass away from old age.
“Okay, you win, this weather can really be hotter!” (TLN: He’s just talking to the sky/world)
After a deadly struggle to ‘squirm’ forward under the sunlight of more than 30 degrees, Fang Ran finally arrived at the station. Seeing that the temperature on the big screen grew by another 2 degrees, he breathlessly complained.
Fang Ran collapsed onto the bench, I can’t stand this anymore, I feel like a complete wreck.
“I need to hurry up and buy a ticket to go back, whether you believe it or not, my life is saved by the air conditioning.”
Fang Ran was about to lose his virgini-, bah, lose his mind as he muttered that to himself. Then, as he reached into his pocket, he immediately pursed his lips and his face expression darkened.
He didn’t bring his wallet…
“Damn I f*cked up again!”
Fang Ran helplessly cursed angrily and continued to collapse on the seats in the station, being a useless person.
And at that moment, the crisp sound of heels came from the entrance of the hall, and many people sitting in the hall like Fang Ran suddenly stirred up!
The extremely crisp sound of high heels came from its owner’s feet clashing against the ground, and many people turned to see where the sound came from, then their gazes were instantly held firm.
At the entrance to the hall, two female figures walked in, wearing black high heels with a simple white shirt, the suit hanging over their shoulder, the same sunglasses to cover their face, and a body figure that looked like they were models from some famous magazine. Fang Ran froze upon looking at one of the figures, a feeling of familiarity came to him as if he had seen her before.
The long wine-red hair seemed familiar…
But he quickly shook off his head and grinned as he laughed at himself a little.
How can that be possible…
When Fang Ran shook his head and continued to lie down to rest, at the station entrance, a young man wearing sunglasses entered after the two figures that just attracted a lot of attention.
.After seeing the two beautiful women in front of him, he showed a look of interest and followed them.
“Ah, I can’t take it anymore! I’m going to faint! So handsome!”
A woman with arms almost catching up to the thickness of Fang Ran’s calf held her forehead and sighed as she collapsed helplessly.
Dang! Auntie, if you want to collapse, why collapse toward my side! If you want to take advantage, you should jump on that person! (TLN: He is thinking to himself)
Fang Ran forced a smile and pushed the older woman away, guarding his innocence.
At the attention of the crowd, one of the two women wearing sunglasses found the young man behind them, and then quickly whispered in the ear of the other, but the other beauty did not stop walking, and the two still continued to walk towards the station.
And when everyone was looking at the handsome guy and the two beauties, Fang Ran took a single glance at them, and then collapsed back into his chair, and lost his virgini-, bah! Lost in his thoughts again! (TLN: Same pun as before)
What’s there to see? There is nothing to see. No matter how beautiful that woman is, it won’t be yours. Instead of staring with drools all over your face, it is better to not even look in the first place. That celebrity-level beauty and handsome man has nothing to do with you, why not think more about something more meaningful, such as …
How do you get a ride home…
“Hey, buddy, do you think those two beauties are celebrities?” The young man to the left said with a starstruck expression.
“Ah, I can’t take it anymore, my heart has been taken away by that man!” The auntie to the right held her hand over her chest and continued to collapse.
Celebrity, there is this possibility, after all, this is his first time in twenty years to see this level of beauty, and two at that. Hey, hey! Auntie, can you stop trying to come this way? Even if you want to take advantage of me, you shouldn’t do it so blatantly… (TLN: It said to eat his tofu which is a pun for taking advantage of him)
But at this time, several figures came in from outside the station, Fang Ran did not look carefully, but all seem to be the kind of people who do not look like they should appear at a station.
“Ahhh ~ I can’t, I’m drunk, my heart has been taken away by that guy!”
A person with a large headset who looked like a high school student raised his sight to look ahead and walked forward, the auntie on the right immediately fell down again holding her forehead.
F*ck! Isn’t your heart already in the hand of that handsome rich man who drove a Lamborghini? How can it be taken away again?! Auntie, how many hearts do you have?! Do you specialize in the manufacturing of hearts? If you have spares and extras why not just donate to those who need it!?
What if someone encountered various things, and resulted in losing their heart?
Fang Ran roasted her like crazy in his heart, and then pushed her back with great force. Then he looked at the station, and realized there were a lot more people.
Eh …. That high school-like girl over there is pretty good-looking huh.
Okay, hurry up, since I cannot take the subway, the only choice is to walk back. The earlier I leave, the earlier I can get back home.
Fang Ran sighed and got up. He casts a final glance at those handsome and beautiful men and women.
Those are not people that belong to the same world he lives in.
Living in an ordinary world, walking in an ordinary destined road. He is destined to be incomparable to those people. He’s better off to hurry back home to wash up and sleep.
Today, he had simply seen some handsome men and women, tomorrow will still be the same ordinary life, there will not be the slightest change.
“My fate is ordinary after all.”
Fang Ran looked at the city outside and muttered to himself with a sigh, while stepping away towards home.
The station suddenly collapsed.
With a loud boom, the huge rock in the ceiling collapsed down and instantly enlarged in front of Fang Ran’s eyes!
The sudden drastic change overturned twenty years of Fang Ran’s perception and told him a new truth…
Fate is actually unpredictable.
I’m sorry, I’m a mere twenty-year-old ordinary loser who shouldn’t easily have a shallow perception of you, elder fate.
Then all in all, when this kind of fate comes suddenly, only then will people begin to regret.
At this moment Fang Ran had incomparable regret that he did not study hard in high school for those three years of scientific and cultural knowledge, to enrich his language background, so that at this kind of fatal time, he could only shiver in shock and burst out a foul mouth.
“WHAT THE… F*CK! ! ! ! ! ! ! !”
(TLN: Hi it’s Yan here, I am picking up this series because I personally enjoyed reading this a few years ago. (There were only 200 chaps back then but now 1200 chaps) I realize how much work and time it is to translate a single chapter after I started so if you are interested please leave comments to motivate me to continue. Also, join our discord for the latest release notice)